The Fkboy Handbook: Opinionated Fkboy

The "Opinionated" Fkboy

We have spoken up about how you, as the fkboy, interact with love and relationships. You have evolved in many ways; past relationships, past love, and right into your politics, arguments, and daily activities. Now today, we learn how to be a fkboy in its most hated state:

I know what you’re thinking. “But Nickee, just because someone has a different opinion than you doesn’t mean that they are wrong or that they are a fkboy!” Please, stop thinking that because that is wrong. It is an epidemic thought that there is “no such thing as a wrong opinion.” There is certainly a “wrong opinion.” Any opinion based upon misinterpreted, poorly researched facts, biases or other opinions is a WRONG opinion.

In other words, if the source of your thought is wrong, your thought is wrong.

To be the ultimate fkboy, you must have an opinion about literally any and everything. What you do does not matter as long as what someone else does is wrong. There is a difference between being a regular person with a simply wrong opinion, and being the fkboy with the opinion. You already know how to be manipulative. It is time to take those talents into your very own mentality rather than using it just to manipulate others. In other words, you have to form your opinion and manipulate it into fact in your own brain. This is so that whenever anyone tries to debunk your opinion, you’ll have even more opinions and poorly researched facts to back up your point (or lack thereof).

How to become the ultimate “Opinionated Fkboy”?

► This requires skill and patience. Mainly because there are quite a few ways you can become the opinionated fkboy. One way is by forming opinions about certain demographics that you are not part of. You’re not gay/lesbian? That doesn’t mean you can’t have an OPINION about how gay or lesbian people should behave! You’re not transgender? So what! You have a “right” to your opinion. We’re Americans. Freedom of speech, right? You’re not black?? You can have your opinions and views on blacks because, let’s face it, no one knows black people like non-blacks do. The whole point of the opinionated fkboy is to thrive off of your many opinions. Opinions about how women should behave on a Friday night while you sip your Henny at the club as a male. Opinions about how people of color should behave while you swim in your privilege.

The main point to being the ultimate opinionated fkboy is that you don’t have to know what it’s like to “know” what it’s like.

It’s always easy to believe that you just are misunderstood or “not ready.” Therefore, that’s what you’ll say.

What makes you a true fkboy is not necessarily the amount of hearts you can break, but more of the amount of hearts you can obtain. Breaking hearts is child’s play and we are past that.

We need to keep them interested, intrigued, and confused. All at once. Whenever it seems like they are about to leave or come to their senses, you must become exactly what they want you to be. This is the trying moment. This separates the basic heartbreakers from the fkboys.

Here’s the scenario:

► You’re caught. The cat is out of the bag. She’s starting to realize that she deserves better. She’s starting to find her way through the twisted maze you’ve created for her. So what do you do? Do you beg her to stay? Do you apologize? Both? No. Neither. You revert back to the beginning of this handbook. You use your skills to twist things around on her and use reverse psychology. Make her feel as though she is just not the type of girl you need. The one that really “understands” you.

This will make her believe that the problem is her and NOT your own lies and deceit. She will then feel the need to do what it takes to understand you more.

During this time, you are to be exactly who she wants.

If she wants sweet, send her cute texts all day. If she wants security, give her the password to your phone for a while. (not, lol!) Any and everything to make her feel exactly how she wants to feel. You will see that she becomes comfortable and then slowly but surely, you go right back to the way you were at first. It’s all about making her feel that tug at her heartstrings whenever you come up in a conversation.

So there you have it. A sneak peak into how to be the ultimate opinionated fkboy. You may know a few celebrity fkboys such as Stevie J and Donald Trump (he’s like fkboy supreme). These few tools I’ve provided you with should be your essential guide on how to be a fkboy.